…and will be back soon!
My girlfriend always wants to have sex doggystyle, and so do I except for one thing.. Her ass stinks so bad that it makes me lose my erection and I have to fake an orgasm just to get it over with! I don’t understand how she doesn’t smell herself. It’s so bad that I actually want to break up with her over it. We’re so good together but its just such a turn off! I don’t know what to do! Ahhhh.. I just want to scream in her face, “GO WASH YOUR ASS!!!”
My boyfriend always says that he wants me to strap on a dildo and fuck him from behind. I always thought that he was joking, but last Saturday night, sure enough he came over and pulled a strap on out of his brief case. After a couple bottles of champagne, he made me put on the dildo, and fuck him from behind. He told me to scream at him, “I’m gonna make you suck dick for money you fat hairy bitch!” It was actually alot of fun, I guess because I was pretty tipsy from the champagne. Anyway, ever since that night, I can’t bring myself to have sex with my boyfriend. I just keep seeing that big strap on reaming him out. I know that he feels it too, being that he’s been very distant. I wish it never happened! 
I hang out at a local bar and from time to time I hook up with a girl that hangs out there also. One night we left the bar and went back to her place. She’s pretty wild looking with tattoos and piercings so I thought she’d like to do something kinky. I have a little bit of a foot fetish and she has really pretty feet. I asked her if I could suck on her toes and she was game. I gave her a foot bath and massaged her feet. I started sucking on her big toe. As I’m doing it, this freaky bitch starts moaning.. “Oh yeah you little faggot, suck on that dick. Take that big cock in your mouth you little faggot..” I felt violated! I didn’t say anything cause I was really turned on and had to get a nut off or I would have been risking blue balls. The last time that I went to the bar, it seemed like all of her friends were snickering at me. To get her back, I think I’m going to start a rumor at the bar that she’s a prostitute.
I got pulled over by a cop tonight after I had just been to my dealers house. He followed me from when I pulled out of the driveway. I had no clue where to put the dime bag I just bought. As he was running my plates or whatever, I stuck my hands down my sweatpants and shoved the bag up my ass. Yeah I fucking did that. He asked me if he could search my car, and I said yeah.. he patted me down and everything. Needless to say I made it home to confess this secret on this site hahaha. My ass is a little sore, but I’m high as shit now.
This morning I woke up after my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night. I am kind of a jokester, and she thinks I never take our arguments seriously enough…please give me a fuckin break. I got out of bed, pulled down my boxers, grabbed my cock and slapped her in the face with it. She rubbed her cheek, groaned and turned on her side. It made the start of my day so much better.
My roommate made soup today before she left for work. Guess she is going to have it when she comes home. She is horrible, so I got some habaneros and cut up about 5 and put them in her soup. It will be great to see her eat it!
My downstairs neighbor is always playing his music loud. Unlike him, I have a life (I am in med school), and need a normal amount of sleep. I constantly smell pot seeping up into my place. One night I lost it. I had the biggest test of MY LIFE then next day, and he was blasting big pimpin, and obviously smoking a fat one.
I called the fucking cops. Needless to say, I had a great night sleep
I’m gay and I’m in love with my macho best friend. I know he’s not gay, so I really don’t know what to do. He doesn’t know I’m gay. We play on a basketball league together and take showers in the locker room. I look forward to it every week.
I really dislike my best friend. She is the biggest narcissistic tool bag in the world. She makes things up to make herself sound like she is successful. I can’t tell her this to her face for some reason. So I’ll just tell you guys. I really wish I could break up with her.. Can you break up with a friend and how?